Last one before the trip...

Alright people.
Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow I will hop on a train to Oranienburg to  meet up with my Dad. I am going to stay with him over the night and see my little brother again. Then at about 3:30 in the morning I will get up and Dad will take me to the Airport at 5 so I can Check-in in time for my 7:10 flight to Helsinki. In Helsinki I will try to find my luggage again and then look for the brightest star on that Airport... Anna. once i have found her i can relax a little I think... Well except for the Furniture moving and fashion show starting and hair dyeing... haha....

So... Now....
I have basically cleaned my appartment except for some minor details like floorscrubbing ;-)
and I have suffered a minor heart attack when suddenly something HUGE flew in through the open Balkony door. that huge something turned out so be either a very large wasp or a small hornet (since I love drama i will call it a hornet). WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE?! It is mid-december!!!!! Where the hell did the Fucking Hornet come from????

After 30 minutes of standing on my bed, terrified of this thing which had the audacity to sit on my bed AND on my head, I made my move.
my weapons?

Spray-on waterproofing and a lighter. (do NOT try this at home!!!!)  So... at first I light the lighter and then from a safe distance I sprayed the flame with the waterproofing in the direction of the hornet. As you can see on the pic I got her pretty good on the wing which caused her to become slightly  disoriented and she sat down on my muffinbox where i finished her off with a 30 sec nonstop dose of spray-on waterproofing. Of course that totally ruined my muffin so even if she had not died from that spray-OD I would have had to slaughter her for ruining my muffin... BITCH!

okay... then this morning  I had to go to the docs to get him to write me an excemption for yesterday (I skipped school  but I wanted it to look official).
So I sit there and he comes in and says 'Ms. Fleischer! Star in my lonely nights! I had already thought you had forgotten all about me! How are you?'
My first thought was 'Okay no matter what this dude took I want it too.'
Well of course he gave me the excemption and i left happily for home... Still it's a strange feeling to find out that your doc has a thing for you.

Alright then. I am signing off now... see ya in another country!!

Helloooo People
I just wanted to Pop in and say that i am still alive and kicking.

I couldn't write over the past Month as first of all there wasn't too much funny stuff going on here and my friends and I are still trying to 'battle' (what a shit word for this) some people who seem to have set their heart on ruining us. And then I am always busy in school and since it's only 9 days until I fly to finnland there is still much to do.

I am now running A Raskasta Joulua Fanpoage on Facebook and this baby is taking off great. We have contact and are supported by actual Bandmembers and that makes us really really proud.

and now... Since i am all for laughing...

Check this!!!

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!!!

Ah Joo and SERVUS

Hey you people...
To be honest there was so much happening over the last weeks I completely forgot my blog.
But now I am back and a bit more relaxed.
We or better my best friend Elli and I had to battle some nasty people who were accusing us of stealing their pages and stalking them and being obsessed with them and what not. They did that even in public on a well known singers FB-Page  (lord knows why) but right now it seems as if we finally have them off our backs.
However, through all those bad and stressful things we have made some wonderful new friends
Ale and Fafa with whom Elli and I are creating a new and exciting page right now.
Fafa, Elli and I are now group chatting every evening while Elli and I simultaneously talk on the phone and play angry birds. (NO we are NOT too weird!!!)
Seriously the finnish people are wondering why the suicide rate is so high in Finland when those fucking pigs just won't die???
Be that as it may, our constant 'DIE  PIG DIE' yelling at the Phone, Laptop, Tablet or whatever we have access to, led us to found an imaginary 'battle metal' group called 'the headless chickens'.
Our debut album will be called 'Kill the Pigs' and our first big international hit single will be 'Fuck the fucking Pigs'.
Fafa will be playing clarinette, I will play the flute and do vocals (should be interesting while playing the flute) and Elli will play the comb.

Now that we have settled that, we are considering an age limit for our 'music'  since Elli and I have discovered that we germans are SO enthusiastic, that the sounds we make and the things we shout while playing could easily be mistaken for either us killing animals or having sex.
Well... you can imagine we laugh quite a lot during those group chats.


When we are not cracking up about stupid noises, Anna, Elli and I are almost done planning our trip to finland (well Elli's and my trip to be exact since Anna already lives there) and for now it looks like the first meeting will take place in living room and bathroom since we are going to exchange presents and then will all together dye Elli's hair in a splendid shade of red while Anna and I both get some red streaks  in our hair...

Well for now that is it...


PS: For all horror fans... here we have a funny hort horror movie

Hell NO!




See ya soon  people

HARDCORE HELL TRIP!

Okay people,

First of all I appologize for not blogging lately but I had some business to do.
On thursday morning I heard that my sweet Elli was terribly sick (well i knew that already) and still had to do all the Stable Work and stuff... So friday morning I hopped on a train and and 13.5 hours later I was in bavaria to meet my Elli for the first time.
On my Way there (on the Train from Nürnberg to Landshut to be exact) I encountered the most epic Toilet ever. When I stepped on the train I had been on tour for 10 and a half hours already and I DESPERATLY had to go to the loo. BUT the automatic door of said place had other plans and wouldn't open. So I went and found another toilet before finding some train staff to tell them about the refusing toilet. Until he came I and my fellow train riders sat by the toilet door (the train was packed) and like the nice people we are we told everyone to use another toilet because this one was broken. Finally the train staff came and opened the door which then... refused to stay shut whenever someone was inside. So after a few laughs we called up the train dude again and he then closed the door so that man inside could have some privacy... This apparently pissed off that door so much that it decided to not let that poor man out again. after the Train dude had freed him finally The toilet door needed to be convinced in 6 tries to open again once one was inside... So if you ever plan on travelling through germany by train... beware of toilets with automatic doors!
The First few hours with Elli were absolutely like i expected. We talked a lot and laughed even more.
On saturday we did some stable work while listening to 'Orjatar' (how fitting) and I even was dare devil enough to get onto Elli's Hafi Horse. I tell you That is one tricky Sucker... but i loved it.
After totally goofing off and doing the "Aram Sam Sam" on the Kitchen floor or crazy headbanging and seal impression in front of the TV we Finally got something to eat and watched some DVD´s.
The next morning we played a bit wih the Cats and forced Elli's Dad to book our Hotel Room in Turku and now... FINALLY we have everything in order for our finnland trip.
And then... It was time for me to hop on a train again to be at home 15 hours later... at 2 in the morning just to get up again at 9. Now I am at school, totally jetlagged but happy I met Elli.

Police - not useful at all

Hey guys...
Yesterday my faith in the police force was diminished once more. Really sometimes i wonder what happens in those heads.

Yesterday an inmate of a psychiatric prison here in Rostock was taken to the dentist.It was a man who does time for attempted involuntary manslaughter and other bad stuff. He was cuffed and with two guards. The only problem was... The guards were not armed... In fact they were personell in the psychiatric clinic of the prison so they were not even real policemen.
WHAT THE FUCK?! The man tried to kill someone and the guards are not real guards and not armed?!
Well of course it happened what had to happen. The guy escaped.
For 9 hours the City was crowded with police and dogs and helicopters and they alarmed even our school and parents and whatnot...
They finally caught him 9 hours after his escape 4 minutes away from my school.
Makes you feel save doesn't it?

Whatever.. we are now at day 85 with out countdown and we are happy enough to already listen to chrismas songs.

Lumivalkeaa

I just love Christmas - Gifts and Joy all around

Since the last days have been quite stressful asnd it seems as though the world is totally upside down which suddenly makes me pay closer attention to that guy on the street-corner who screams all day „THE END IS NEAR!!!“, I feel it is time to have some fun.

First of all, i think i promised some fotos of gifts a few days back so here they are. I got the gifts and the boxes and decorated all of them myself.
The fotos show them a few steps along the way but I guess you can figure that out yourself.
So here we go.

These are the most beautiful Concert tickets I have ever seen....  

And then here we have a part of a map showing where we will go on this adventurous journey.
First we will all be in Helsinki (well Anna lives there anyways so she's already there)
Then Elli and I will go to Turku for the 'Raskasta Joulua' concert the next day and back to Helsinki the day after. The Same day we sadly will have to take Elli to the airport so she can be a good girl and go back to school.
And then after spending a shitload of time with Anna in Helsinki she and I are going to hop on various trains in Helsinki, Tampere and Oulu to go to Kemi. 3 days later we're going to hop on trains in Kemi and Oulu to go to Helsinki again and then I too am headed for home.

 So that is that...

And now because I kn ow at least Silvia enjoyed it last time... another part of story that shows me very good.



“Sooooooo what are we to do today? Lina asked Jim and looked at him like an excited child.
“Ohhh Now that will be a secret until we get there.”
“Daaaaaw Maan! Not fair!”
Anna laughed.
“Alright you two. Have a lot of fun.” She said and Jim walked out the door with his Lina by his side.
They got into the car and Lina looked at Jim.
“What?” He asked.
“What did you say we were doing again?”
“I didn't say. It's a secret.”
“Oh.... So what are we doing?”
“Lina!”
“Tell me.”
“It is a secret.”
“Tell me.”
“NO!”
“I'll tickle you!”
“Then we'll have a car crash and die.”
“Yes and you will regret not having told me because if you had we would still be alive in love and happy and maybe have a loooong and happy life together. So tell me.”
“Oh please god give me strength.”
“Hahahahahahahha”
And so Lina and Jim drove off to the city.

Sooo thats it from me today... See ya soon!

BOOM it´s Fall

Hello dear people of this earth and surrounding areas.

The last few days were so grey and rainy that nothing really interesting happened.
Been doing our count downs and have now reached day 92.
Although Elli and I still talk on the phone every night, nothing really funny happened.

Wait!!!! Not quite true.
Every now and then I like to write a little story and the one I am working on now is basically describing me in my everyday behaviour. So I am going to give you a small part of it so you can (once more) see how Clumsy I am.

Lina bolted up from the couch and wanted to be at the door in 2 jumps. That plan failed epically because Lina misscalculated the distance between the floor and the couch and didn't realize that her new elk slippers were standing in the way. All those details lead to Lina almost breaking away with her foot and while struggling to get back her balance tripping over the slippers and literally hitting the ground running. “AYYYYYE VITTU, HAISTA HUILU! DAMMIT!” Lina cursed, pulled herself up and only 2 seconds later stood at the door looking as if nothing happened.


yeaaaaah that is a hundret percent me....

and since I´ve been listening to that song CONSTANTLY over the past days...
The Power Of One

So have a nice one all of ya.

Ps: I also did some decorations for my chrismas gifts. Will show them ASAP

the most metal days ever....

Heeey People...
The last few days have been a bit quiet around here since I was just too tired to do anything really.
This happens whern a 17 year old and a 22 year old get too few hours of sleep anyways since they talk on the phone EVERY night and sudenly find themselves talking about the deepest shit in anyones life that comes to mind including their own. Today I actually had to take a nap. (what am I 90?)
Still I managed to buy myself a necklace wich I love and, except for one, I have every single christmas present bought. (No I am NOT crazy... well I am but thats not the point here..... at least I won't have the stress on christmas!!!)
And I managed o knit something I have promised for a while now... Fingerless gloves for my anna... first one is done second one should follow over the weekend...

Our Concert tickets arrived, traintickets are paid and fantasies are going nuclear so i guess we can really get the last 97 days down... wooohooooo

Fun Fun Fun

So since now everything for our big christmas trip is pretty much paid for, the excitement level in Elli, Anna and me is seriousy increasing and we are beginning to go crazy. Yesterday we spent groupchatting via facebook  teaching Anna some german or better testing what she already knows.
She speaks german surprisingly well but still it created some very funny situations. We even made her a deal. She has to speak some german when we are there but in return we try our luck in finish. ought to be fun.
You know Elli can´t roll the 'R' as nicely as the finnish people do, so I try to teach her. wich always  goes like this.

Lina: "Elli you gotta roll the 'R' with the tip of your tongue not back in your throat."
Elli:   ' (back in throat) 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Lina: 'With the TIP of the tongue Elli. Right behind your front teeth.
Elli:   (Back in her throat) 'RRRRRRRRRRR'
Lina: Come on Elli just do it like J in that Interview 'Can you say ARRRRRRRR?' Come on you can do it!'
Elli: FUCK YOU!
Lina: Ahhhh I love you to Elli.


Now when I tell my Mom about these things she is always very supportive and laughs along but for her the big laughs are when her daughter, meaning yours truly, embarresses herself.  Wich I sadly do A LOT!
The most recent example  was about 2 months back when my Mom and I went on a Mother- Daughter- Camping -Trip. And I know right now every man who reads this  will bury his face in his hands and think 'Oh Boy, women and camping...'
And normally I would defend the women no matter what but this Camping trip didn´t even last 24 hours for us. The reason for that were one accident and one hospital visit.
The accident happened when my mom and I were cycling back to the campsite and my front wheel kinda collided with her back wheel. This of course caused me to lose controle over Lotte  (YES my bike has a name!) and I fell onto the street. Straight in front of a car.  Luckily I must have fallen in slow motion because the driver of the car saw me and missed me by a few cm.
So I survived this but my left knee was seriously swallen and bruised and hurt like hell.
Later on that night my mom got seriously sick and had to be taken to the hospital with fish-poisoning.
(What The Fuck?!) She got well over night and as soon as she was released we went home.
And now to the 'Lina embarresses herself' part. When Mom was sick and told me she needed to go to the bathroom I wasn´t about to let her walk over the dark campsite alone. So I supported her and led her around our tent saying 'Careful mom, don't trip over the ropes of our tent.'  She made it and we went on. Then we had to slip through a small gap in a hedge behind wich our car was parked.. Now I swear that, when we arrived there and parked the car, there was no Tent standing next to it. When we slipped through the hedge suddenly there was one and I did NOT see the ropes of it.... And I tripped.
The thing is I didn´t go down like usually (you know knees hit the ground first and then comes the rest) NOOOOO Lina fell like a wooden board face first into the grass.
The only thing I could think OR say was.
                                              FIGURES!!!!!!!
I didn´t get up for at least half a minute becasue i just was so pissed. Then I heard the dude inside that tent ranting at me and the key sentence of this rant was
"JEEZ YOU`RE AS BLIND AS THE NIGHT AREN`T YOU?!?!?"
I got up and looked around me.
"Excuse me but it IS night!!!" I said and looked for my mom who was laying in the grass. I thought for a second that she had collapsed but then I heard her laughing.
I was injured from that damn bike accident and now I fall again and my mom falls over laughing despite the fact  that she had fish-poisoning.

I don´t think I have to explain why one of my childhood nicknames was 'Clumsy'.....
so with that story I conclude my blog post for today and say  BABAYYYYE

The Joy just isn't ending

So now it´s official that Elli and I are going to the Raskasta Joulua Concert on december 14th and the preparations are in full throttle.
We even published it on our Northern Kings Fanpage so people could prepare for some fotos and maybe ask something that we could ask the kings.
The first comment to said Statement was "I hate you!"
Now isn't that mature? Seriously, people should really set their priorities straight sometimes.
On the one hand, as admins of a Northern Kings Fanpage, Elli and I are expected to post new material and keep the page interesting. On the other hand people get pissed at us because we actually go to the concert and GET the new material??? This is lame. Like really lame.

However, today I went shopping and bought some nice books for our trainrides and flights.
"The most stupid answers to exam-questions" and "useless knowledge"
Really the answers to those questions are reaaaally stupid...
Example:

What is a fossil?
-> It is a remain of an extinct animal. The older the fossil the more extinct the animal.

Haahahahha this is just too rich.

This is even better than that statement our social-studies-teacher made the other day.
Somebody was talking about different types of people. Our teacher then asked her to name some different types of people and when our classmate couldn´t really name some our teacher looked directly at me.
Since the classmate she was talking to earlier was blond and I am brunett I was half expecting her to say something about darker and lighter types of hair and such. But what she said (while looking straight at me) was this.:
"Well for example there are those people who are dwarfed."
Half the class almost fell off their chair and my reaction (after I had laughed along with them) was.:

Sheesh Lady, I am 1,63 (5.3)! There is a difference between being small and being dwarfed!!!!

So with this I leave you for now and say "See ya next time."

FUCK YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Pretty much the only thought that has been going through my mind all day.
Today I bought my planeticket to Helsinki and got confirmation that my Ellilainen is gonna join me and that we both are going to attend the Raskasta Joulua Concert on december 14th in Turku.
AND as a bonus we´ll going to sleep at Anna´s place wich means that for the first time the tripplets of chaos are going to be united...
for hours now Elli and I have been trying to put our happiness in words but the only one thast seems to come close is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


And Most of all we have to thatnk the one persons that have put a whole lotof rocks in our way but yet introduced us and by behaving so abnormally stupid have brought us closer every day!

THANK YOU!!!!!

Sad Day

A day that started very promising went bust pretty soon today.
Marko Paasikoski, the bassist and humorous icon of Sonata Arctica has now left the band. 
He will be replaced by Pasi Kauppinen. Well Pasi Is a great guy but Marko will definitely be mised intensely.

Unbearable Pain!!!

That´s what i experienced when i checked up on Jani Liimatainens Blog today.
The boy with the Dragon Tattoo posted a Link to a video on youtube and warned everyone that it would be so bad that it´s actually funny.
And he was right.

I really need to share this thing... it is soo bad and if you don´t believe me ask my friends. I have shared this video with two of them and they don´t talk to me anymore...

one of the worst rappers ever

Oh well... 

Otherwise this day has been weirdly uneventful.
Listening to a lot of music and having the debate of my life over "What´s the difference between a bass and a guitar and wich of them is that dude in the video playing right now?"
Oh well, I´m not a genious when it comes to music but roughly 11 years of music school and training in music theory (Classical Music) sure has gven me some knowledge. So even tho I lost the 'Wich of them is that dude in the Video playing right now ?' -part I definitely succeeded in explayning the Bass.

Hey People.... WHAT'S KICKIN?

Alright I guess in the first Post of a Blog the blogger, meaning yours truly, meaning me, should say something about him/ herself... So here goes.

My name is Lina, I'm 22 years old (right now, meaning today, meaning that will change in a few months) and I live in germany. I have green eyes (Meow) constantly changing Haicolor (but i think I´ll stick to brown a while) and I'm 5,3 (1.63) in hight. As my BFF/Favorite Crazy Person of germany Elli recently found out I am a walking Zoo because I can do pretty decent impressions of Dogs, Cats, Angry Cats, Chickens and Seals. Additionally to that i am able to imitate mr. Bean and Gollum. I´m a little music freak meaning mostly oldschool Rock and Symphonic/Progressive/Power-Metal. But basically I like every style of music. Right now my heart is set on finnish musicians/bands  such as Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Northern Kings, Cains Offering, Stratovarious, J. Ahola, Charon (THEY WILL GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!), Raskasta Joulua etc pp.
In honor of Tony Kakko´s Mastermind and his Masterpiece "White Pearl Black Oceans" I wear the phrase "I was born and raised by the sea, shy yet proud." tattooed like a bracelett around my left wrist. Other tattoos are still to follow.
Other non-finnish Bands I like are The Hooters, Journey, Kiss, Bon Jovi, Nickelback, Skillet aaaaaand METALLICA!

You should never even dare to come near me with music by Guns'n'Roses or any kind of death or black metal. Basically music has to be as melodic and complex as possible.

Together with my friend, buddy, BFF, and crazy sis in spirit Elli, I run a Northern Kings Fanpage wich contains mainly Fangirling and trying to promote the Kings as much as possible. Additionally you can find a short interview I did with J Ahola.

With another very crazy and very beloved person named Anna I co- run the Tony Kakko Fanpage on Facebook. Meaning she runs it and whenever she runs out of stem I take over for a couple of posts.

My Most precious Survival tool is humor. Without laughing and stuff like that I´d be dead now so there is NO day in my life on which i do not throw at leas one laughing Fit.

Right now I mostly laugh about the finnish language because to german ears that sounds incredibly funny.
Favorite sentences are:
"Olen iso Hirvi!" - I am a big Elk
"Kun pieree lemuaa" - When you fart it stinks (Thank you Emppu Vuorinen!!!)
"Ei olla surullinen pikku karhu" - don´t be sad little bear

Blogs I currently follow  are : Jani hates you all - blogspot