BOOM it´s Fall

Hello dear people of this earth and surrounding areas.

The last few days were so grey and rainy that nothing really interesting happened.
Been doing our count downs and have now reached day 92.
Although Elli and I still talk on the phone every night, nothing really funny happened.

Wait!!!! Not quite true.
Every now and then I like to write a little story and the one I am working on now is basically describing me in my everyday behaviour. So I am going to give you a small part of it so you can (once more) see how Clumsy I am.

Lina bolted up from the couch and wanted to be at the door in 2 jumps. That plan failed epically because Lina misscalculated the distance between the floor and the couch and didn't realize that her new elk slippers were standing in the way. All those details lead to Lina almost breaking away with her foot and while struggling to get back her balance tripping over the slippers and literally hitting the ground running. “AYYYYYE VITTU, HAISTA HUILU! DAMMIT!” Lina cursed, pulled herself up and only 2 seconds later stood at the door looking as if nothing happened.


yeaaaaah that is a hundret percent me....

and since I´ve been listening to that song CONSTANTLY over the past days...
The Power Of One

So have a nice one all of ya.

Ps: I also did some decorations for my chrismas gifts. Will show them ASAP

the most metal days ever....

Heeey People...
The last few days have been a bit quiet around here since I was just too tired to do anything really.
This happens whern a 17 year old and a 22 year old get too few hours of sleep anyways since they talk on the phone EVERY night and sudenly find themselves talking about the deepest shit in anyones life that comes to mind including their own. Today I actually had to take a nap. (what am I 90?)
Still I managed to buy myself a necklace wich I love and, except for one, I have every single christmas present bought. (No I am NOT crazy... well I am but thats not the point here..... at least I won't have the stress on christmas!!!)
And I managed o knit something I have promised for a while now... Fingerless gloves for my anna... first one is done second one should follow over the weekend...

Our Concert tickets arrived, traintickets are paid and fantasies are going nuclear so i guess we can really get the last 97 days down... wooohooooo

Fun Fun Fun

So since now everything for our big christmas trip is pretty much paid for, the excitement level in Elli, Anna and me is seriousy increasing and we are beginning to go crazy. Yesterday we spent groupchatting via facebook  teaching Anna some german or better testing what she already knows.
She speaks german surprisingly well but still it created some very funny situations. We even made her a deal. She has to speak some german when we are there but in return we try our luck in finish. ought to be fun.
You know Elli can´t roll the 'R' as nicely as the finnish people do, so I try to teach her. wich always  goes like this.

Lina: "Elli you gotta roll the 'R' with the tip of your tongue not back in your throat."
Elli:   ' (back in throat) 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Lina: 'With the TIP of the tongue Elli. Right behind your front teeth.
Elli:   (Back in her throat) 'RRRRRRRRRRR'
Lina: Come on Elli just do it like J in that Interview 'Can you say ARRRRRRRR?' Come on you can do it!'
Elli: FUCK YOU!
Lina: Ahhhh I love you to Elli.


Now when I tell my Mom about these things she is always very supportive and laughs along but for her the big laughs are when her daughter, meaning yours truly, embarresses herself.  Wich I sadly do A LOT!
The most recent example  was about 2 months back when my Mom and I went on a Mother- Daughter- Camping -Trip. And I know right now every man who reads this  will bury his face in his hands and think 'Oh Boy, women and camping...'
And normally I would defend the women no matter what but this Camping trip didn´t even last 24 hours for us. The reason for that were one accident and one hospital visit.
The accident happened when my mom and I were cycling back to the campsite and my front wheel kinda collided with her back wheel. This of course caused me to lose controle over Lotte  (YES my bike has a name!) and I fell onto the street. Straight in front of a car.  Luckily I must have fallen in slow motion because the driver of the car saw me and missed me by a few cm.
So I survived this but my left knee was seriously swallen and bruised and hurt like hell.
Later on that night my mom got seriously sick and had to be taken to the hospital with fish-poisoning.
(What The Fuck?!) She got well over night and as soon as she was released we went home.
And now to the 'Lina embarresses herself' part. When Mom was sick and told me she needed to go to the bathroom I wasn´t about to let her walk over the dark campsite alone. So I supported her and led her around our tent saying 'Careful mom, don't trip over the ropes of our tent.'  She made it and we went on. Then we had to slip through a small gap in a hedge behind wich our car was parked.. Now I swear that, when we arrived there and parked the car, there was no Tent standing next to it. When we slipped through the hedge suddenly there was one and I did NOT see the ropes of it.... And I tripped.
The thing is I didn´t go down like usually (you know knees hit the ground first and then comes the rest) NOOOOO Lina fell like a wooden board face first into the grass.
The only thing I could think OR say was.
                                              FIGURES!!!!!!!
I didn´t get up for at least half a minute becasue i just was so pissed. Then I heard the dude inside that tent ranting at me and the key sentence of this rant was
"JEEZ YOU`RE AS BLIND AS THE NIGHT AREN`T YOU?!?!?"
I got up and looked around me.
"Excuse me but it IS night!!!" I said and looked for my mom who was laying in the grass. I thought for a second that she had collapsed but then I heard her laughing.
I was injured from that damn bike accident and now I fall again and my mom falls over laughing despite the fact  that she had fish-poisoning.

I don´t think I have to explain why one of my childhood nicknames was 'Clumsy'.....
so with that story I conclude my blog post for today and say  BABAYYYYE

The Joy just isn't ending

So now it´s official that Elli and I are going to the Raskasta Joulua Concert on december 14th and the preparations are in full throttle.
We even published it on our Northern Kings Fanpage so people could prepare for some fotos and maybe ask something that we could ask the kings.
The first comment to said Statement was "I hate you!"
Now isn't that mature? Seriously, people should really set their priorities straight sometimes.
On the one hand, as admins of a Northern Kings Fanpage, Elli and I are expected to post new material and keep the page interesting. On the other hand people get pissed at us because we actually go to the concert and GET the new material??? This is lame. Like really lame.

However, today I went shopping and bought some nice books for our trainrides and flights.
"The most stupid answers to exam-questions" and "useless knowledge"
Really the answers to those questions are reaaaally stupid...
Example:

What is a fossil?
-> It is a remain of an extinct animal. The older the fossil the more extinct the animal.

Haahahahha this is just too rich.

This is even better than that statement our social-studies-teacher made the other day.
Somebody was talking about different types of people. Our teacher then asked her to name some different types of people and when our classmate couldn´t really name some our teacher looked directly at me.
Since the classmate she was talking to earlier was blond and I am brunett I was half expecting her to say something about darker and lighter types of hair and such. But what she said (while looking straight at me) was this.:
"Well for example there are those people who are dwarfed."
Half the class almost fell off their chair and my reaction (after I had laughed along with them) was.:

Sheesh Lady, I am 1,63 (5.3)! There is a difference between being small and being dwarfed!!!!

So with this I leave you for now and say "See ya next time."

FUCK YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Pretty much the only thought that has been going through my mind all day.
Today I bought my planeticket to Helsinki and got confirmation that my Ellilainen is gonna join me and that we both are going to attend the Raskasta Joulua Concert on december 14th in Turku.
AND as a bonus we´ll going to sleep at Anna´s place wich means that for the first time the tripplets of chaos are going to be united...
for hours now Elli and I have been trying to put our happiness in words but the only one thast seems to come close is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


And Most of all we have to thatnk the one persons that have put a whole lotof rocks in our way but yet introduced us and by behaving so abnormally stupid have brought us closer every day!

THANK YOU!!!!!

Sad Day

A day that started very promising went bust pretty soon today.
Marko Paasikoski, the bassist and humorous icon of Sonata Arctica has now left the band. 
He will be replaced by Pasi Kauppinen. Well Pasi Is a great guy but Marko will definitely be mised intensely.

Unbearable Pain!!!

That´s what i experienced when i checked up on Jani Liimatainens Blog today.
The boy with the Dragon Tattoo posted a Link to a video on youtube and warned everyone that it would be so bad that it´s actually funny.
And he was right.

I really need to share this thing... it is soo bad and if you don´t believe me ask my friends. I have shared this video with two of them and they don´t talk to me anymore...

one of the worst rappers ever

Oh well... 

Otherwise this day has been weirdly uneventful.
Listening to a lot of music and having the debate of my life over "What´s the difference between a bass and a guitar and wich of them is that dude in the video playing right now?"
Oh well, I´m not a genious when it comes to music but roughly 11 years of music school and training in music theory (Classical Music) sure has gven me some knowledge. So even tho I lost the 'Wich of them is that dude in the Video playing right now ?' -part I definitely succeeded in explayning the Bass.