It's alive!

Wow...  I just realised I haven't been here for over a year...  How the time flies.
Well however I am back and still kickin.
I also have tattoo number 2 and in a few days number 3 will follow.  Now my right wrist is,  much as the left one circled by a phrase,  this time a quote from a book.  'I am after all what you made me'
Along with a sort of tribal cat...  My cat actually...  Yes I have a cat.  My best buddy (which is Elli) gave her to me for my birthday last year.  A cute fuzzy black tortie cat named Shelly. She's just as crazy as I am and just as stubborn.

Her specialty is to get herself into the  funniest kinds of trouble.  Like wanting to jump onto the washing machine not realizing it was open,  thus causing her to fall straight into it and gettig stuck.  Or getting stuck on the balcony door (yes on...  Not in... On...  Meaning she climbed on top of it and then got scared.)
This kitten never ceises to amaze me.
Last winter I went to Finnland again to watch my metal-christmas concert with Raskasta Joulua and again I had the good pleasure of meeting the guys. at least most of them.

Tony Kakko of Sonata Arctica and yours truly at the
after Show party in Helsinki's Backstage Club

Tommi 'Tuple' Salmela of Tarot - a very funny and loveable guy

Marco Hietala of Nightwish - Very friendly and very bad ass

The Voice of Finnland, Antti Railio who is basically just a reeeeeally sweet and cuddly bear

And a pic of yours truly with Pekka Ansio Heino od Brother Firetribe.
this pic was actually taken in August after a show in a completely overheated Tavastia club.
It was so hot that eventually the Band started sharing their towels with the first row :D

Also I just found my ex-boyfriends blog and it seems like he didn't change which is really charming. He just remains 'my' little nerd :D
And before you ask,
No! I do not still have feelings for him, I just don't hate him. After all we had loads of good times :)

so... this much from me for now. Have a great time and... I'll see you around

Last one before the trip...

Alright people.
Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow I will hop on a train to Oranienburg to  meet up with my Dad. I am going to stay with him over the night and see my little brother again. Then at about 3:30 in the morning I will get up and Dad will take me to the Airport at 5 so I can Check-in in time for my 7:10 flight to Helsinki. In Helsinki I will try to find my luggage again and then look for the brightest star on that Airport... Anna. once i have found her i can relax a little I think... Well except for the Furniture moving and fashion show starting and hair dyeing... haha....

So... Now....
I have basically cleaned my appartment except for some minor details like floorscrubbing ;-)
and I have suffered a minor heart attack when suddenly something HUGE flew in through the open Balkony door. that huge something turned out so be either a very large wasp or a small hornet (since I love drama i will call it a hornet). WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE?! It is mid-december!!!!! Where the hell did the Fucking Hornet come from????

After 30 minutes of standing on my bed, terrified of this thing which had the audacity to sit on my bed AND on my head, I made my move.
my weapons?

Spray-on waterproofing and a lighter. (do NOT try this at home!!!!)  So... at first I light the lighter and then from a safe distance I sprayed the flame with the waterproofing in the direction of the hornet. As you can see on the pic I got her pretty good on the wing which caused her to become slightly  disoriented and she sat down on my muffinbox where i finished her off with a 30 sec nonstop dose of spray-on waterproofing. Of course that totally ruined my muffin so even if she had not died from that spray-OD I would have had to slaughter her for ruining my muffin... BITCH!

okay... then this morning  I had to go to the docs to get him to write me an excemption for yesterday (I skipped school  but I wanted it to look official).
So I sit there and he comes in and says 'Ms. Fleischer! Star in my lonely nights! I had already thought you had forgotten all about me! How are you?'
My first thought was 'Okay no matter what this dude took I want it too.'
Well of course he gave me the excemption and i left happily for home... Still it's a strange feeling to find out that your doc has a thing for you.

Alright then. I am signing off now... see ya in another country!!

Helloooo People
I just wanted to Pop in and say that i am still alive and kicking.

I couldn't write over the past Month as first of all there wasn't too much funny stuff going on here and my friends and I are still trying to 'battle' (what a shit word for this) some people who seem to have set their heart on ruining us. And then I am always busy in school and since it's only 9 days until I fly to finnland there is still much to do.

I am now running A Raskasta Joulua Fanpoage on Facebook and this baby is taking off great. We have contact and are supported by actual Bandmembers and that makes us really really proud.

and now... Since i am all for laughing...

Check this!!!

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!!!

Ah Joo and SERVUS

Hey you people...
To be honest there was so much happening over the last weeks I completely forgot my blog.
But now I am back and a bit more relaxed.
We or better my best friend Elli and I had to battle some nasty people who were accusing us of stealing their pages and stalking them and being obsessed with them and what not. They did that even in public on a well known singers FB-Page  (lord knows why) but right now it seems as if we finally have them off our backs.
However, through all those bad and stressful things we have made some wonderful new friends
Ale and Fafa with whom Elli and I are creating a new and exciting page right now.
Fafa, Elli and I are now group chatting every evening while Elli and I simultaneously talk on the phone and play angry birds. (NO we are NOT too weird!!!)
Seriously the finnish people are wondering why the suicide rate is so high in Finland when those fucking pigs just won't die???
Be that as it may, our constant 'DIE  PIG DIE' yelling at the Phone, Laptop, Tablet or whatever we have access to, led us to found an imaginary 'battle metal' group called 'the headless chickens'.
Our debut album will be called 'Kill the Pigs' and our first big international hit single will be 'Fuck the fucking Pigs'.
Fafa will be playing clarinette, I will play the flute and do vocals (should be interesting while playing the flute) and Elli will play the comb.

Now that we have settled that, we are considering an age limit for our 'music'  since Elli and I have discovered that we germans are SO enthusiastic, that the sounds we make and the things we shout while playing could easily be mistaken for either us killing animals or having sex.
Well... you can imagine we laugh quite a lot during those group chats.


When we are not cracking up about stupid noises, Anna, Elli and I are almost done planning our trip to finland (well Elli's and my trip to be exact since Anna already lives there) and for now it looks like the first meeting will take place in living room and bathroom since we are going to exchange presents and then will all together dye Elli's hair in a splendid shade of red while Anna and I both get some red streaks  in our hair...

Well for now that is it...


PS: For all horror fans... here we have a funny hort horror movie

Hell NO!




See ya soon  people

HARDCORE HELL TRIP!

Okay people,

First of all I appologize for not blogging lately but I had some business to do.
On thursday morning I heard that my sweet Elli was terribly sick (well i knew that already) and still had to do all the Stable Work and stuff... So friday morning I hopped on a train and and 13.5 hours later I was in bavaria to meet my Elli for the first time.
On my Way there (on the Train from Nürnberg to Landshut to be exact) I encountered the most epic Toilet ever. When I stepped on the train I had been on tour for 10 and a half hours already and I DESPERATLY had to go to the loo. BUT the automatic door of said place had other plans and wouldn't open. So I went and found another toilet before finding some train staff to tell them about the refusing toilet. Until he came I and my fellow train riders sat by the toilet door (the train was packed) and like the nice people we are we told everyone to use another toilet because this one was broken. Finally the train staff came and opened the door which then... refused to stay shut whenever someone was inside. So after a few laughs we called up the train dude again and he then closed the door so that man inside could have some privacy... This apparently pissed off that door so much that it decided to not let that poor man out again. after the Train dude had freed him finally The toilet door needed to be convinced in 6 tries to open again once one was inside... So if you ever plan on travelling through germany by train... beware of toilets with automatic doors!
The First few hours with Elli were absolutely like i expected. We talked a lot and laughed even more.
On saturday we did some stable work while listening to 'Orjatar' (how fitting) and I even was dare devil enough to get onto Elli's Hafi Horse. I tell you That is one tricky Sucker... but i loved it.
After totally goofing off and doing the "Aram Sam Sam" on the Kitchen floor or crazy headbanging and seal impression in front of the TV we Finally got something to eat and watched some DVD´s.
The next morning we played a bit wih the Cats and forced Elli's Dad to book our Hotel Room in Turku and now... FINALLY we have everything in order for our finnland trip.
And then... It was time for me to hop on a train again to be at home 15 hours later... at 2 in the morning just to get up again at 9. Now I am at school, totally jetlagged but happy I met Elli.

Police - not useful at all

Hey guys...
Yesterday my faith in the police force was diminished once more. Really sometimes i wonder what happens in those heads.

Yesterday an inmate of a psychiatric prison here in Rostock was taken to the dentist.It was a man who does time for attempted involuntary manslaughter and other bad stuff. He was cuffed and with two guards. The only problem was... The guards were not armed... In fact they were personell in the psychiatric clinic of the prison so they were not even real policemen.
WHAT THE FUCK?! The man tried to kill someone and the guards are not real guards and not armed?!
Well of course it happened what had to happen. The guy escaped.
For 9 hours the City was crowded with police and dogs and helicopters and they alarmed even our school and parents and whatnot...
They finally caught him 9 hours after his escape 4 minutes away from my school.
Makes you feel save doesn't it?

Whatever.. we are now at day 85 with out countdown and we are happy enough to already listen to chrismas songs.

Lumivalkeaa

I just love Christmas - Gifts and Joy all around

Since the last days have been quite stressful asnd it seems as though the world is totally upside down which suddenly makes me pay closer attention to that guy on the street-corner who screams all day „THE END IS NEAR!!!“, I feel it is time to have some fun.

First of all, i think i promised some fotos of gifts a few days back so here they are. I got the gifts and the boxes and decorated all of them myself.
The fotos show them a few steps along the way but I guess you can figure that out yourself.
So here we go.

These are the most beautiful Concert tickets I have ever seen....  

And then here we have a part of a map showing where we will go on this adventurous journey.
First we will all be in Helsinki (well Anna lives there anyways so she's already there)
Then Elli and I will go to Turku for the 'Raskasta Joulua' concert the next day and back to Helsinki the day after. The Same day we sadly will have to take Elli to the airport so she can be a good girl and go back to school.
And then after spending a shitload of time with Anna in Helsinki she and I are going to hop on various trains in Helsinki, Tampere and Oulu to go to Kemi. 3 days later we're going to hop on trains in Kemi and Oulu to go to Helsinki again and then I too am headed for home.

 So that is that...

And now because I kn ow at least Silvia enjoyed it last time... another part of story that shows me very good.



“Sooooooo what are we to do today? Lina asked Jim and looked at him like an excited child.
“Ohhh Now that will be a secret until we get there.”
“Daaaaaw Maan! Not fair!”
Anna laughed.
“Alright you two. Have a lot of fun.” She said and Jim walked out the door with his Lina by his side.
They got into the car and Lina looked at Jim.
“What?” He asked.
“What did you say we were doing again?”
“I didn't say. It's a secret.”
“Oh.... So what are we doing?”
“Lina!”
“Tell me.”
“It is a secret.”
“Tell me.”
“NO!”
“I'll tickle you!”
“Then we'll have a car crash and die.”
“Yes and you will regret not having told me because if you had we would still be alive in love and happy and maybe have a loooong and happy life together. So tell me.”
“Oh please god give me strength.”
“Hahahahahahahha”
And so Lina and Jim drove off to the city.

Sooo thats it from me today... See ya soon!